No, you hail yourself

Seattle WA

Description

You: Bumble random. Me: Another Bumble random. You: Awesome design sense and tattoos. Me: Had nipple piercings once, but took them out before I hit 30 because being a 30+ year old guy with his nips pierced seemed like a bit much to me. You: Trying to get drunk at Ikea. Me: I'd crush some of those horse meatballs. Show me your finest shitpost and let's build a life together