Has this ever happened to you?

Denver CO

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Has this ever happened to you? You move to Denver and want to find musicians to play rock and roll with so you have to take it upon yourself to make a CL ad. But everyone is really serious and say “It’s Turbo Time!” And then they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches. But when you try to jump in they yell at you and they say, “YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!” So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. And you said “How can that be? There’s no way they could’ve shrunk the toilet.” But then you saw in the trash, a receipt for Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that’s just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet, and now you can’t take a dump in your house because your toilet can’t suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?! Anyway I'm an electric guitarist looking for folks to jam with. Definitely need a drummer but maybe another guitarist too. Southern, stoner bluespunk. Let's make our own Turbo Team!