TEN THOUSAND YEAR OLD KIMCHI

Portland OR

Description

Alcoholics from the Sorbonne unearthed 10,000 year old Kimchi in a tomb in North Korea. The body of King Kim Chi was found to be perfectly preserved in a vat of cabbage and daikon radish. Opening the ancient vat they found Kim Chi ready for K pop high intensity dance and he is on his way now to portland state university where he will major in fermentation. YOU SIT IN A VAT FERMENTING IN A COMMUNIST COUNTRY FOR 10 THOUSAND YEARS AND THE FIRST THING YOU WANT TO DO AFTER K-POP IS COME TO PORTLAND TO TAKE FERMENTATION AT PSU? HAVE A KIM CHI FLAVORED COKE AND RELAX.