Conservative talking points for today

Washington DC

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Since we always cast everything in a negative light to scare our stupid constituents into voting for us, we need to declare a couple more emergencies as things are going really well with Democrats in charge. 1. The economy is flying and unemployment is plummeting. Companies are having to compete and pay signing bonuses to find employees. So the talking point to scare people is that hyperinflation is about to destroy America and it's Biden's fault even though the federal deficit spending behind the risk all comes from Trump. We can also say that not being able to hire employees for next to nothing harms small business even though increased wages means more people that are now able to buy things at small businesses. 2. The stock market is doing way better than it did under Trump. The conservative talking point is that it's doing "too well" and this will cause a crash. We'll blame Obama for this one. 3. 130 countries have a preliminary agreement to a 15% global corporate tax which will stop countries from shifting their tax liabilities to the lowest rate countries. HUGE win for the US that Russian and China are also behind it. This is something we HATE because our wealthy corporate donors are about to have ot pay their fair share for the first time in decades. The conservative talking point is that this will destroy jobs and make corporations move jobs overseas even though none of that makes any sense. We'll blame both Biden and Obama for this one. And maybe throw in green energy people. 4. Climate change is becoming so obvious that even our idiot rural base is starting to figure it out. When it's 115 in Portland, people notice. The conservative talking point is that this is temporary and the result of all the BLM fires from last summers protests. Again, makes no sense but our base stops using rational thought the second you even mention BLM. And add Harris to the blame for being black. That's it for the current messaging. Remember to support your local businesses that sell guns and ammo. The NRA is a big donor and will dump us if gun sales ever drop.