Rockstar Wanted

Tucson AZ

Description

Do you like sex and travel? Do you need to be the center of the known universe for at least 30-40 minutes every other weekend ? Are your skinny jeans really skinny enough ? Do you involve the words "age range" in every post you re-edit and re-post ? If so then this is for you.. For a moment try and understand how small your line of sight must be to automatically assume that if a player is 10-15 years older than you that they simply cannot keep up with your vast "I went to the conservatory" music genius. Most likely you are trying real hard at a sound that has already been over played and dismissed by a vast amount of Rep attention. Unless your pants are hanging around your ankles and you have lime green hair and A LOT of shitty tattoos.. The people you so desperately are trying to attract probably wont even notice you. (Sorry not Sorry) Fact: 80% of the worldwide touring bands consist of guys in there late 40's and even 50+.. (When you are helping with load in and one road case says "Dressing Room/Medical Supplies". You will understand) You idols are nearing "FREE PANCAKE" benefits at IHOP soon.. (MMMM Pancakes...) Do yourself a favor "craigslist creepers".. (Great band name by the way).. Leave age out of your ad for your own good.. You never know what you may have missed. (PSA: Please be really offended by this post and be sure to flag it right away before it haunts you in your sleep.)