Pyramid Building to End Climate Change

Portland OR

Description

Pyramid building solved the climate and fertility problem for the ancient Maya and the Aztecs. A little sacrifice to the right gods and poof the sky stops falling with the tip top of the pyramids holding it up the sagging sky like a portland homeless tent. I already built some out of paper boxes for practice reaching 17 feet high. I built my first stone pyramid 3.4 feet tall and I sacrificed a gold fish on top of it yesterday with great success because it is no longer 111 degrees outside and the wind is blowing. I shared my Data with NOAA and I could get a 39 million dollar grant to build a taller prototype on top of council crest. The city says I don't need any permits so long as the pyramid is homeless and if it saves the earth they say they will gladly provide sacrificial victims. Looking for house painter *artists to paint the cracks.