House painter knows who to paint the cracks.

Portland OR

Description

As a professional artist i get commissions to paint portraits of George W. Bush and Collin Powel but more recently i have become a house painter. I have a steady hand and i don't splash or drip paint. I am especially good at painting cracks. But now i am middle age or beyond and sick of life on earth and i applied to become one of the first human residents on Mars and yes they do want artists and house painters. When i get to Mars I want to stack rock and make Mars crop circles and do installation Mars Art. They tell me i am too old to ever come back to earth if I do get there if i leave on the next outgoing flight in 3 years i can be there in 2 years. In the meantime i paint cracks. I am teaching house painting to illegal aliens. I am not sure if humans are illegal aliens or not on Mars?