Non Drinker? Easiest Money You’ll Ever Make

Olathe KS

Description

Sober? Enjoying it? Good for you! I am also sober thanks to a DUI and an angry deputy. The difference is that I would prefer to rejoin the land of the lushes. And you can help me! I need a doppelgänger to take my random UA tests until June of 2022. They are totally random so you could be tested once in two months, you could be tested three times a week. That is why it is NO JOKE that you must be a straight arrow 24/7. No drugs, no alcohol, no chocolate. Just kidding, you can get as fat as you want. But you have to be available on 12 hours notice. Sorry doll face, that’s the random UA game. Job Requirements - Female 30-45 5’6”-5’9” 130-150 pounds Light brown or dark blonde hair Very flexible availability Sober as a judge Pregnant? Fine. Recovering alcoholic? Good on you! Afraid God hates alcohol? You’re probably right! I am none of these so let’s help each other. This job is real, the pay is real, my desperation is real. Take advantage of my misfortune and let me overpay you so I can destroy my liver in peace. More details provided to quality applicants.