Major University Study Results

Washington DC

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Ever notice how conservatives are so easily controlled by obviously lying media and political con men who tell them what they want to hear instead of the truth? They were told that mask were useless in stopping the spread of COVID-19 and that the vaccine contained a chip designed by Bill Gates (who hasn't designed anything in decades) so the Chinese government could track their every move. Currently 99% of COVID deaths are conservatives who didn't get the vaccine and don't wear a mask. They are quite literally dying at the rate of about 300 per day from being stupid. A major university conducted a study as to why conservatives are conservative. They found that those who are conservative lack basic reasoning skills and are completely unable to understand how things progress over time. In the 1940's conservatives were the ones that said TV would never be popular because there were no programs, TV stations, or nationwide cable system to carry the signal. They're the same people that now complain about the price of gas that EVERYONE said would be going up, up, and up for the last 20 years while liberals were switching to hybrid cars and green energy. The study found that conservatives believe that they are quite a bit more intelligent than they actually are despite generally very poor grades in school and few even make it out of high school. In general, the study came to the conclusion that stupid people aren't smart enough to realize they are stupid. The university refused to allow the publishing of the results of the study fearing that the study would cause violence among the easily angered conservative population. It was also felt there was a high degree of likelihood that unintelligent conservatives would change the word conservative to liberal throughout the study and claim the study was about liberals.