To the woman who hit my mailbox this morning

Wausau WI

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Looking for the woman in the black pickup who hit my mailbox this morning. Hi! Remember me? I was the guy out checking my mail this morning when you came flying around the corner spinning your wheels. I noticed you were on the phone at the time. Was that your boyfriend on the phone you were yelling at? Or do you just hate all men equally? Not to worry, I dove out of the way before you hit the box and only sustained minor injuries. I just can’t help but feel we had some type of connection for a brief moment there. If you’d like to get together sometime, just let me know. If not? Well then I guess I’ll always have your left headlight assembly to remember you by.