Mr. Skynyrd auditioning lead vocalist

Tucson AZ

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Mr Skynyrd, the Tucson, Az. Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band is now auditioning lead vocals to take over from our current singer. Everyone in the band happened to sober up at the same time and finally realized how terrible and ugly Randy Archer (Boykin) really is. Were tired of his shitty vocals, cocky attitude, never paying his fair share for anything, skimming the band pay, and his disgusting dental work and googly eyes from having his head bashed in so many times. Our women are tired of him hitting on all of them and everyone else's wives and girlfriends too. If you can sing like Ronnie, remember the words, have a p.a., all of your teeth, morals, and no googly eyes, then maybe you can audition for us. We have lots of shows booked, but we are always leery if Randy will keel over on stage or maybe afterward from hitting on someone else's wife. Thanks for looking.