IT'S A CRISIS! EVERYBODY PANIC!

Arlington VA

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The stock market is too high! That proves it's going to crash! Too many people have jobs! There's a labor shortage crisis! Too many people are able to afford building a new house! There's a lumber crisis! The price of oil is going up and we conservatives already said we'd never allow anything green! There's a we look like idiots crisis! Our allies are greeting us warmly at international conferences and saying things like "America is back". There's an "our allies don't hate us enough" crisis! Southern border crossings are over 40% of what they were in the 1980s. There's an immigration crises! There's a new mass shooting almost every day! There is NO gun crisis!