Please play the Vitamin String Quartet’s cover of never going to give you up while reading this. (It’s on Spotify)
I found you on the whisper app. Your post asked what was your deepest desires were. When I messaged you my heart fluttered. I was intrigued. I asked you if you where from the 831 trying to do something strange to make some change. You were exuberant. After hours of messaging we made a list pick a time and found a meeting place. At 5:30am June 17th we met at the 7-11 on laurel st. The street lamps and the glow of the 7-11 illuminated your bowler hat and your trench coat. I really didn’t expect you to come looking so dapper. This is the man who questioned my deepest desires, I thought to my self. I was nervous. You where carrying all the materials you promised to bring. As we slowly approached each other I could see the bag of frozen pees the rip stick and the hatchet. We where nearly 10 feet away and I couldn’t handle it any longer I didn’t want you to see me like this. You were so poised and I was wet and musty. I knew we were about to fulfill my wildest dreams. But I don’t want it to be like this. I want to be dapper too. We made eye contact for only a second then I turned and ran. As I ran through the mist my heart raced and my Wooke dreads beat on my chest. When I got to the bagelry I tripped on a curb and dropped my phone. It shattered. Now I have no way to find you. So I write this misconnection hoping that soon you will find this post and we can continue our festivities once more. And when You return to me. My dreads will be dead. I’ll be dapper just like you. This is going to be a ketamiricle.
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