You genius you

Norfolk VA

Description

You are a multi instrumentalist who's been at it a while. You have good gear and you take your exquisite tone seriously. Your riffs are deceptively simple; crazy like a fox. You find yourself routinely writing heavy slow stuff in B. Your heros are people who do nasty covers of Neil Young songs and people who don't really bring up Nirvana anymore. If only you had nine arms you wouldn't even need to try to explain to the dip wads around here what you're trying to accomplish. You wouldn't read craigslist and cringe at the ads wanting sober people with pro gear to cover Dire Straights in a chicken wing restaurant. I feel you bro. You are that one delicate flower that Brad Pitt said didn't exist. There is help available... You are not alone. Call our unappreciated genius hotline for immediate assistance at...