Need a Very Large Dress

Fair Oaks CA

Description

I know nothing about dress sizes. I wear a size 48 jacket. I'm a guy need a dress for a skit I am performing in. The dress must cover the hairy shoulders and be knee or calf length and bright color print. Kinda like a house dress and loose at the waist. About 24 inches across at the shoulders. If you are a big girl maybe you have 1 or more I can try. Prefer you are nearby so I don't have to drive far or you can come to me. Thanks for any help. Of course willing to buy 1 or 2.