AKC ROTTWEILER MIX PUPS

Romney WV

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Hi friends! Craigslist Ad Translation Specialist checking in. We’ve got a good one for you this afternoon! Let’s get to it, shall we? This time we’ve got a litter of mutts for sale. Now, the instructions demand that we read the entire ad here. And, I have but I still can’t figure out why these guys are just outside Falls Church but only handing over these puppies in Romney. But I guess as soon as your money order clears, your pup will be shipped? Who knows? Ok, specifics. These pups are, subjectively, beautiful. They’re a mix of several breeds - rottie, shepard, and husky. (Side note: hope your homeowner’s insurance doesn’t drive by to find this thing hanging out in your yard on a chain. Haha! I mean, the only thing worse would be if the parents were actual brother and sister and also part Chow, am I right? Haha!) Moving on - born mid-April so these little darlings are just *barely* at the appropriate age for rehoming. You could get in on the ground floor here and get them straight out into the yard for breeding. Wait, wait. I’m getting ahead of myself here. They list 1 male, and 4 females. I’m guessing that by the time they get back to your inquiry, they only have females left. At a…premium, of course. Cost? $300. No holds. You’ve gotta pick them up. Final translation? Not-local puppy breeder will be in town if there’s sufficient amounts of people with $300 to throw away. They’re gonna bring some pups, mostly female, and if they look more Shepard or husky than the rottie you were expecting, well, that’s just what they “have left” since they couldn’t hold any. Now, if you want your pick of dogs of questionable origin and breed, but are of a higher financial genius, you should check out the Berkeley County Humane Society. They don’t do holds either, but they have more convenient, uh, “shopping hours”. $150 gets you a dog that’s already done up, wormed, and microchipped! Can’t beat it, really! https://berkeley.wvhumane.com/adopt-a-friend/ https://www.facebook.com/berkeleycountyhumanesociety/