Illegitimate President's illegitimate son discovered

Orlando FL

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Reportedly, Illegitimate Joe's illegitimate son recently came out of the woodwork seeking free money from his alleged daddy. The two met for the first time last week. The pair greeted and sniffed each other similar to how dogs greet other dogs, sniffing each others asses. Sniffy Joe reached in his pocket and handed the boy a wad of tax payer cash after the long sniffing process approving of the boy's body odor. Bastard child of Joe quickly took the money and was off and headed to the titty bar. As he was pulling away, son of Joe put his mask on, winked, and waved goodbye. Liar Joe then said, there is no doubt that's my dirty love chile!.