I'm Ben and I'm So Delighted and Relieved Joe Biden Won the Election

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Monrovia CA

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Hey darling CL people, my name is Benjamin Dover but you can call me Ben-dover since I love getting rear ended. Yes even the other night on the news they mentioned that bastard Trump is trying to make it harder for lazy butthole disability fakers like me to collect lifetime disability / Social Security. And he was going to have the social security office actually review all the cases and the millions of people like me who are not really disabled would lose their SDI and be forced to go back to work, No Way Jose!!!! Besides the only jobs available now are working part time for Amazon, Postmates or Uber,..Forget that !!!! So glad Biden isn't like that. He's happy to pay people not to work. He plans to shut down even more businesses and continue pay the extra $600 plus unemployment to anyone willing to give up their job for the next two years. Wish I could get that money as my faked disability only pays $1,400 a month. But my boyfriend Kevin who does catering was able to get over a thousand a week from the unemployment office. And he still does catering for rich clients but simply doesn't claim it now. So with the unemployment money and his regular job he was making over $1.900 a week so we bought some property up north and Kevin bought a new car. I must tell you, I got so excited when Biden won the election I got an erection. Good thing Kevin was home LOL

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