To the 34-year-old lesbian Bumble

Los Angeles CA

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6/8, 1:30am: I so want to meet you and your spraypaint artist little son! I checked the phone after waking up and saw you superswiped me. I was thrilled! You sound so multitalented and passionate, and you must know you're captivating. :) Anyway, I went to message you and that "What's up?" GIF came up. Half-asleep, I didn't explain myself well about not intending to send it and wanting to write something clever instead. When I tried to send the next message, you unmatched, and I'm sorry for that unpleasant experience. Please accept my sincere apology, and my invitation for lunch. --The woman with nervous thumbs