Trade desired - serious

Fort Worth TX

Description

Hello, My name is Will and I'm currently experiencing homelessness. This is by choice, and now I'm ready to get back on my feet. My trade is extremely valuable, please read further for more information. I was raised in Fort Worth, know the area, and know quite a few people here. I am an IT software developer with over 10 years of experience. My last job I made $125k/year salaried, and near $180k/year W2 on my last contract. I know this sounds like a scam... It isn't. The platform I work in is called ServiceNow. It is a Software as a Service platform that is used by the vast majority of fortune five hundred companies. You can do a google search for this platform and for "servicenow developer salary". I can provide you with references as well if you decide this trade is worth your while. I will answer questions as to why I'm homeless at the end of this post. My trade is this: It will take me roughly 2 to 4 weeks to get a job that will pay me 6 figures. While I do my job search I need a place to stay, a phone to use, and a laptop or computer with internet connection to use. If you can provide me these things, I will train you to do ServiceNow development, and will help you get your first job, build a resume, and even help you by being on call for you during your first contract or employed position. I can guarantee two things with this trade: 1. you will have a job that pays $80k +/year within 3 months, and 2. this job will be work from home. I have trained many other people in the past, and they are all doing very well for themselves. Q: Why am I homeless? A: A year ago I left my girlfriend and my job to take off in my truck, travel the US and "find myself". I ran out of money about 6 months in, left my truck in Oakland, CA, and have been wandering since. I think it was a midlife crisis maybe. I didn't lose my job, and have remained highly employable, receiving dozens of recruiting emails every week since I quit. Q: What guarantees can you give me? A: You can speak with my mom, who is a priest in Fort Worth. You can speak to my ex girlfriend, who I trained in ServiceNow and is currently making $130k/year salaried remote. You can speak to any number of my friends or past co-workers to get their assurances that I can deliver on my promise. Q: Why don't you go to these people for help? A: I'd prefer a trade to charity, and the people I know don't need any training for trade. I'm sure there's more Q's you have, and I've got the A's. Please email me if interested. Thank you and take care, -Will do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers