Trump to Remarry

Allen Park MI

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Breaking News>>>>>AP Kansas City Bureau>>>>>April 1, 2022 1530 CST. Donna Trump, the former Donald Trump and past President of the United States, announced her engagement today to his/her former attorney and Mayor of New York City Rudy Giuliani. The couple's nuptials will be the culmination of one of our nation's most frightening and surreal chapters that ushered in mass poverty and general mayhem throughout the land. Details for the big day include something borrowed, something broken and something blue. The something broken and blue is you and I as we watched this madman/madwoman destroy the rule of law, the bedrock principle of democracy: a free and open election, and the honored norms and traditions of a once-respected and proud nation. A spokesperson for the Federal Penitentiary at Leavenworth said that no date had been announced for the big day but that jail staff were expecting a wedding to happen late summer or early fall of next year. Also, Rush Limbaugh will not be attending the wedding because Rush Limbaugh is in hell and can not obtain a furlough at this time. Stay tune for updates to this story as they become available!!!