Rumble in Meadows: Madias Rogher-Hernandez vs. Suburban of Destruction

11555 Northwest 58th Street,Doral FL 33178

12 June, 2021

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Madias Rogher-Hernandez, a lightweight yoga instructor/boat house realtor from South Africa, vs. the Suburban of Destruction, AKA Death Trap THE HYPE IS REAL. THE FRIGHT OF THE COWARD MADIAS IS REAL. THE MIGHT OF THE DEATH TRAP IS REAL. IS THIS EVENT REAL? WE DON'T KNOW. IT MIGHT JUST BE SATIRE. COME ONE COME ALL TO THIS MOMENTOUS, PHENOMENAL FIGHT OF THE CENTURY. Sponsors: Tesla, Dogecoin, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Santa's Enchanted Forest, some nondiscript company, another mundane company, a really boring company from Romania, that one fried chicken fastfood chain, LeBron James' butler, and Whoopi Goldberg