I’ll tell ya what you’re not gonna see

Ann Arbor MI

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You’re not gonna see me dressed up like a squatch down by the river trying to lure out some mythical creature while keeping one eye out for the love of my life. It’s to hot, and standing in the river in a full body squatch outfit creates an awful undertow. Last thing I need is to be seen screaming for help from your new man while professing my love for you through gulps of river water. No thanks.