You were at Trader Joes Portland 7:15PM

Portland ME

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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked " Was that you?" You quickly responded.."No that wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted that I asked. As the stink grew, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waiving 2 loaves of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up.