Woman w/ Mullet and Tattoos today at Albertsons

Eugene OR

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Albertsons on 30th.. Me and my buddy were walking through Albertsons past all the usual run of the mill cookie cutter Karen's, Tom's, and "woke" yuppies, when suddenly, bam there she was.. standing apart from everything else around her like a black dress at an all white wedding.. a lion in a den of wolves.. an anarchist molotov cocktail hurled into a policeman award ceremony.. Defiant, radiant, beautiful. She had dark hair, mullet style haircut, camo curved bill cap.. lots of tattoos, little to no makeup.. a real life post apocalyptic heroine.. like tank girl but more badass. The baddest woman I've seen all year.. I imagine I'm the opposite of her type but we kept making eye contact in line across from eachother.. and again several times on her way out of the store. Am I crazy.. or was there something there? I don't know.. maybe she just thought I looked familiar... sure got me thinkin tho.