ISO bass and drums for all around trio

Oak Lawn IL

Description

We are lOOking for anybody with halfass ability to PAY THOUSANDS of DOLLARS to for their minimal efforts! YES! We are looking for the laziest, uncooperative, smelliest, drug induced piece of shit that ever walked the planet and hoping YOU ARE THE ONE! We'll start off by offering you $1000 to just honor us with your presence! YES! By god... you're the cat's pajamas and no sense of looking very hard for the "right fit" because by looking for whom is stated above... our search is OVER! Come... grace us with your brilliance and great knowledge with the overwhelming talent you possess! Just follow the simple directions to our studio and don't bother preparing for a thing! We will accept you under any conditions because we already know that musicians are 'the best'! (DIRECTIONS)... Just go down White Hot Spot Light Drive until you reach Ego Road. Take a left at I'm The Star Highway and then onto Get Out Of My Way Frontage Rd. You'll find us at the intersection of You're Not All That and Fuck You Circle! Simply get out of your vehicle and walk into the big field and take a shit... look down at it... and... YEAH! THAT'S YOU!