Hell cat- free to good home!

Portland OR

Description

Do you like getting ambushed or jump scared from the darkness? If you answered yes. Batman is a perfect cat for you! He is the knight.. He’s a 1 year old rescue... he is all black. Not fixed but if he’s with me much longer I’ll do it. Maybe that’ll calm his ass down! I did a good deed and took this psycho off the streets.. as some jerk ditched him. My old lady cat is not having it, she needs to be the only cat. (Permanently) Don’t get me wrong... he’s a funny dude, great personality, especially if you like small packages of evil. He is a lanky mofo but a big guy. He can jump really high,likes to steal bread and occasionally a water bottle. He does well with kids and seems to love pretending to be a dog when he wrestles and chases my dog Doug around. He is strictly indoors now but might enjoy terrorizing the citizens of Portland once he’s fixed. Litter box trained, snacks on the souls of the innocent and cat food. But seriously... he needs a new home, he will be free but I’ll be kind of picky. I’ll send him with a bag of food and some holy water just in case 😉 If you think you’ll be a good fit, shoot me an email.