Help Me Clean My Shed and Warehouse!

Prytania near Soniat, New Orleans LA

Description

Do you like cleaning sheds? Are you good at cleaning sheds? Then this may be the gig for you. This gig is for Saturday and Sunday but you don’t have to work both days. First we will take everything out of the shed and lay it out in the driveway. Then I will point to different items and say things like, "Recycle. Trash. Trash. Recycle." and you will put the stuff in different piles. Then we will put the stuff that doesn't get thrown away or recycled back in the shed. So it will be like before, but cleaner and more organized. We will repeat the process at my warehouse down the street. Also, we will use power tools to bust up some old beadboard and then we’ll rip the nails out and stack the wood. Basically, it’s cleaning and organizing, prying off wood, and throwing stuff in the dumpster. Rocket science it isn't. Where is this exciting gig you ask? My house. Prytania St.. and then my warehouse/studio on S. Liberty. Uptown. Saturday morning at the crack of 8:00 a.m.. Be prepared to work. I am not posting the exact address because you can’t just show up at my house on Saturday morning. People actually do this and it drives me nuts. I have to REPLY to you and hire you for the gig. It may take me until later afternoon Friday to reply. Please, please don’t just say, “I’m down,” or something like that. I don’t expect a resume and a cover letter but you gotta give me SOMETHING to go on. If you say something like, “I can do it,” that is not enough for me to make a snap judgement on how likely your are to show up. A pic would be nice. Why? So I can look for visual clues like whether or not you are reasonably groomed (good) or have one of those tear drop tattoos indicating you killed someone in prison (bad). Bonus points for cool hair (good.) I’ll pay for lunch. At the end of the day you will be paid in cold, hard, Venmo. $17/hr. (RIKKI’S AND KALYPSO’S NEED NOT APPLY!) Godspeed.