Extended Stay at Rikers Island

Malden MA

Description

It's almost time for a vacation at the luxurious Riker's Island Hotel & Casino for one VERY Special resident criminal of Mar-a-Lardo. Enjoy the views and odors of the East River and LaGuardia Airport in the distance. See the wonderful NY skyline daily. Rooms are booking up fast, so the need to act quickly is in your best interest. Stay in the luxurious Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Room if you book early. Lots of rooms are available for a nice extended stay. Bring your oldest children and your lawyer too. Free psychiatric services are available to our residents. Room service is unavailable but there IS an onsite cafeteria-style eatery and plenty of shower space for your grooming needs, just bring your own toiletry's and KY. And here's the best part, it's all FREE to the residents. Just imagine the possibilities of rehabilitation and retirement. ACT NOW NY Attorney General James. And have a WONDERFUL DAY!