Romy and Michelle were right.

Portland OR

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I think a lot about that scene in Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion where Michelle tells Heather that everyone made someone’s life hell in high school. The kid who made you miserable was being made miserable by someone else. There’s a lot of men in town that have made my life hell. But I try to remember that I’m the villain to a fair number of people as well. To all the ones who didn’t deserve it, I’m sorry that I was a turd. To the ones who did deserve it, you are turds. Also... I invented Post-Its.