Ninjas Wanted for 2022 and 2024 Election!!!!

Washington DC

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If you want to help us, the GOP, attempt to convince our constituents that there is bamboo in our ballots then we want you!! Now you really need Ninja skills to convince the MAGA Cult that these ballots were flown over from Asia and then the Democrats steal them and feed them to chickens and then incinerate them. If this sounds like something you would be interested please call Kevin McCarthy, Mitch McConnell, or really any Republican that you come across and they will schedule an interview with you in the basement of Comet Pizza. See you there Ninja’s!!!! Ayeeee...Yah!!!! - Syber Ninjas