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Hey bubba, he told you he'd be
with you when you stormed the capitol. He wasn't.
He told you Mexico would pay for the wall. They didn't.
He told you he wouldn't have time to go golfing. He did.
He told you China paid for his trade war tariffs. They didn't.
He told you to boycott Coke. He hasn't.
He told you it was all a Democratic hoax, 580,000 deaths
say it wasn't.
He told you that the Easter bunny would make it all go away,
he didn't.
He told you he was a bunker inspector, he's not.
He told you he has bone spurs, he doesn't.
He told you windmills cause cancer, they don't.
He told you the election was stolen, it wasn't.
Get it?
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