Portland is the most livable city on earth

Portland OR

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Anyone else remember when portland thought it was the most livable city in America. Well it just keeps getting better and better. I now can live in a tent on the sidewalk and there is a legal smorgasbord of drugs to choose from. At night I work as a stripper-- the masked male stripper Notorious. I rake in $600 in just a few hours and when I live in the tent I save on rent. When I get an escort call I get a hotel room. They charge $15 an hour. What a town. Yesternight antifa mistook my tent for the federal Court house and burned my possessions. I miss the days when voodoo donuts had a contest to see who could hang the most donuts on their deck. I placed 3rd or 4th with 9 donuts. The magic is in the hole. Tonight I am stripping as an art model. By day I work for the metro service district.