Thunder Thighs Alert

Washington DC

Description

Wednesday late afternoon. I was a white male, riding a rental scooter near the Gallaudet/New York Ave metro stop. You were a gorgeous specimen, with super-short shorts - showcasing these muscular legs. I convinced myself that it would not be creepy if I were to walk behind you and admire your physique from a respectable distance. Sadly, we parted ways at M and 3rd Sts NE. If you happen to come across this ad, hit me up! Fingers crossed.