Teammate Sought for Championship Cornhole Team

Big Sky MT

Description

To Whom It May Concern and Without Prejudice, I seek a Championship level Cornhole partner should Kyle W. be unavailable (not going to spell out his last name for privacy reasons and mainly it's really f-ing hard to spell). Anyway, Kyle is my #1 choice, above you, however if needed I am willing to consider you for my teammate under the following conditions: -You are markedly better at cornhole than Alex or Sammie (easily achieved but important) -You have a willingness to wear overtly patriotic garb that Donald Trump would consider tastelessly overdone -You must be left-handed That is all.