Septic Tank Sitter needed

Providence RI

Description

Need a fit individual to sit inside my septic tank. Offering fifty dollars per hour. More if interested in shed-powered antics involving crude human powered tools. Needing to provide sustenance and lodging. Expertise for small-scale urban farming, using compost bins. Understanding the laws of septic system mysticism. Construction and maintenance of decorative, rudimentary wind turbines. Fused silica glass manufactured from household windows. Leadership of all projects requiring large quantities of yard waste. Working ability with small sledgehammers, cobwebs, and fish. Please put "Septic Sitter Enthusiast" in subject so I know you're sincere.