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Do NOT apply for this job if...
YOU HAVE A RIDICULOUS SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT
YOU BELIEVE ITS OKAY TO CALL IN SICK IN THE FIRST WEEK OF STARTING A NEW JOB
YOU DON’T BELIEVE IN ALARM CLOCKS
YOU HAVE NO WORK ETHIC
YOU BELIEVE THE UNIVERSE OWES YOU SOMETHING
YOU THINK DOING EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER TO HELP YOUR COWORKERS SUCCEED IS “OUT OF YOUR WHEELHOUSE”
YOU ARE A WHINEY WUSS THAT CRIES, THROWS A FIT OR QUITS WHEN ANY SORT OF CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM OR CORRECTION IS GIVEN
YOU THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE MONEY THAN EVERYONE THAT HAS MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU
YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING (HAVE AN INFLATED SENSE OF YOUR OWN SKILLS)
YOU THINK THAT BEING 5 MINUTES LATE IS ACTUALLY ON TIME
YOU THINK YOU ARE “SPECIAL” OR A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE
If you meet those expectations – PLEASE read on:
PLEASE APPLY FOR THIS JOB IF:
YOU BELIEVE IN WORKING HARD, EVERY DAY
YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT SUPPORTS ITS EMPLOYEES
YOU WANT TO WORK WITH HONEST, RELIABLE PEOPLE THAT WALK THE WALK
YOU WANT TO WORK FOR A COMPANY THAT PROVIDES A PATH FOR ADVANCEMENT
YOU HAVE ANY LEVEL OF SKILLS IN ROOFING, SIDING AND WINDOW INSTALLATION – WE WILL FIND A PLACE FOR YOU!
Please respond to this ad through craigslist. This is not a scam. We are a real company looking to hire real people.
Thank you for your interest!
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