Kittens that don't look like your parents

San Antonio TX

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So here's the deal: We have a few female cats in the house, and this male cat. See, you know where this is going. Male cat was all like "Neuter? I hardly even met her!" and then took off, never to be seen again. Probably in shame from the cat dad joke? No, because later we find out why he took off, in 3 separate piles of meowing. Since we aren't allowed to have cats call the Billy Madison show for the deadbeat dad thing they do, we're just going to give away the kittens. Honestly, it would be a crappy segment that they probably wouldn't air anyway. So here's some pictures of some animals that are currently tearing ass around the house and really having just a great time being small. Apparently 5 put himself in jail and 3 does presentations. We'd prefer to keep them in pairs, but there's 5 of them total. Cats aren't very good at math. Numbers 1 and 2 seem to go together so I think they are a package deal. All we ask is that they go to people who want them and will care for them. 1 and 2 seem to be shorter haired and the next 3 have poofy covering them. We can generally meet somewhere public to hand them over, or whatever is preferred. Just shoot a message and let us know.