Rare Prehistoric Creature washes ashore in Florida

Taylor MI

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Researchers from the Scripts Institute have discovered a prehistoric creature that has emerged from a deep swamp just inside the D.C. Beltway. This monster would seem to have a very simple IQ, along with a noxious odor that emanates from its pectoral region. Those same researchers are warning the public to stay at least 100 meters away from such a creature should you be exposed to it while walking along America's beaches this summer. Please be careful with this monster!