vocalist wanted

Ithaca NY

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gee, no one else seems to have a problem saying "female" vocalist, so i guess it's ok. i mean, the fact is, it would just be better. not that simon and garfunkel weren't The Bomb(they still use that term, right?), but...look, this is the last time i'm trying this here. after this year, i'm all vaccinated up and, as lovely as this town is, this here's one farmer that never got nuthin to grow--so my lease is up in august, and i'm going back to the city, where i can only imagine the feeling in the air right now, after being the epicenter of the nightmare--and now, knock on wood, it's over. besides, it's just better there. and i've tried putting ads on here for a singer before, someone who's ready to just cut loose and explore, make mistakes, throw back the little ones and pan-fry the big ones, use tact, poise, and reason--and gently squeeze them. seriously, if the first 5 attempts out of your mouth are the most horrible, off key blunders--but you don't care, and keep right on trying, that's when i'll get interested. so let's write words and melodies and especially harmonies. i'll make it beautiful, i promise. i just need your energy, your enthusiasm, your unique spirit that you're able to express, or pass out trying. i promise i can make it beautiful. but there's always some problem. why? i'm the one with something at stake, who has put a big chunk of his life into this. frankly, i'd prefer it if you DON'T have experience, if you just sing in the shower, but always wondered what it would be like to be part of something special. i don't care how old you are, what you look like, or even what your tastes are--except country music has become too much of a political statement, and i just don't need the drama, sorry. but if you want soft/gentle, we'll do that. dancey/funky: bring it. loud/aggressive: let's rock. i'm about the least intimidating person you'll meet, although sometimes i wish that wasn't true--so why not?