red dirt cowboy redneck band BEAVERHUNT is lookin fer dancers n stuff

Fort Worth TX

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hey yall, i am in between turnin the brisket and grabbin another beer, so i will be to the point BEAVERHUNT the band did not like being shut down we couldnt afford the pool and lawn guys we let ourselves go, had huge parties we sold the tour bus (re-po'ed) we sold the beaverhunt ranch recordin studio (foreclosed) we sold beaverhunt brand tequila (drank it all) now we may need to get the hell outta austin and try to get another record deal in nashville, that other musical hellhole fulla wanna-bes, know-it-alls, and twerps just follow me and i'll set yu free but we are too old to be pretendin we are all that and dylan 2021 it aint flyin, nobody gives a crap its all gotten so dang fake and scripted we write our own reviews in 3rd person we pay women to pretend to be with us flash money around hell even my dog is fake (rental) tryin to go from a nobody to a somebody aint cheap, and you gotta act better than everyone, and be uppity... we even got squirrelly with each other and had a few dicey incidents and like def leopard, our drummer lost an arm drummers, bass players, and women need to know their place in this world and just sit there and keep their big yappers shut. we got one shot at becoming the darlings of austin again and if we blow it, all of yall can go f--- yourselves rusty@Beaverhunt