Do you miss trump? Make this Mother's day a special one...

Portland OR

Description

Ivanka has a great gift idea for all Trump supporters for Mother's day....and not just for mom! The last time Ivanka and daddy had a play date, she had a great idea. She immediately made a plaster cast of daddy's favorite part..and now, she has made his tiny member available to every trump humper in the country. One tiny size fits all...and remember, they are NOT JUST FOR MOM...they are the perfect gift for the assWHOLE tRUMP lovin' family...you know you miss him...so while your head is up his ass, yep, you can take his UP YOURS! Order quickly, the mail has slowed considerably (for some reason) and you know you need this right away! You can proudly declare to all the "snowflakes" you aren't afraid of a tiny needle. Each one is "QC checked" by Lindsey Graham, don ju ju, eric and the whole proud boy clan! Way more fun than "bear spray" or "paint balls" or ball paints as eric and donny ju ju call them.