OPEN WIDE FEMALE VOCALIST WANTED

Waipahu HI

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LOOKING FOR A FEMALE VOCALIST TO JOIN OUR BAND. MUST BE ABLE TO OPEN WIDE, AND STRETCH THOSE HARD TO REACH VOCAL CHORDS. WE WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO PERFECT YOUR STYLE BY RHYMING WITH OURS. WE KNOW THE IN'S AND OUT'S OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. WE ARE A BUNCH OF HORNY MEN WHO PRACTICE IN A PRIVATE ALL EXCLUSIVE STUDIO IN WAIPAHU. WE ARE WORK A DAY JOB. THIS IS OUR NIGHT TIME, WEEKEND GIG. WE ENJOY COMING TOGETHER, SINGING, AND MEETING NEW PEOPLE. CALL ME, HORNY HOWIE AT WE ARE READY TO EXPLODE INTO A NEW VENTURE WE LIKE OUR VOCALIST, WIDE, STD CLEAN, COVID-FREE, FLEXIBLE, EASY-GOING, AND NSA.