Keyboard Player WANTED

New York City NY

Description

We're doing original new rockin, poppin, bouncy, boppin, edgy, prog pop, noisy songs, not covers, not metal, not indie amateur, alternative amateur, nor wanker wanker amateur. We want to sell records, play out and kick the crap out of lousy bands that are on the charts. They are selling records and making money that should be ours!! That money belongs to us!! Those lousy bands need to get out of the way because we are going to step on them and take our money back. :D The only piece missing from the business plan outlined directly above is a keyboard player who's pro or very close to it; although the music we're doing is not overtly complex we do need a strong sounding, musical and confident keyboardist with great ears, creativity, good taste and spot on timing who can put parts together that blend with everyone else's parts. Send a link or a file but don't send slow boring mind numbing music that takes forever to go nowhere. If you send slow boring stuff I will only listen to it for as long as it takes to turn it off. Droning slow meandering synth work is not the overall vibe here because parts like that have the tendency (generally) to make music feel slowed down. We're not making background music for people who are popping tranquilizers, or individuals who happen to be congenital zombies.