Cute white guy on uptown bound 4/5 train

New York City NY

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I was on the 4/5 train today. I'm not sure which one since I tend to just hop on whichever one comes first. There I was sitting and reading my book when you came and sat right next to me! You got on around Wallstreet or Fulton. I saw you from the corner of my eyes. Wow he's cute, I thought to myself. I wish he wasn't sitting right next to me so I could see him better. Pretend you're looking out the window behind his head. Oh wow he IS cute. I can't even focus on my reading, he's making me so nervous. Say hello... I wonder if he likes black girls. Oh I know lets cross my legs towards him. I wonder what he's doing on his phone. Stop side staring. He's going to catch you. Oh a crossword puzzle... I bet he'd have a big newspaper if it were back in the day. I'd peek over and help him solve that finicky brain teaser, and the rest would be history. This social distance crap is totally killing my flirting game. I would gladly be squished up next to him right now Why am I got so nervous. I haven't even said hi to you yet. But you've given me butterflies Hi 👋