*Recall Governor Gavin you say? No Way Jose !!! He's Hot and I'm Gay *

Los Angeles CA

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Hey there I'm Dave Ulbrich the butt bitch, Governor Gavin Newsom is the best and hottest. I've been getting stimulus money even though I've never worked. My mom owns two houses so we have lots of money unlike you losers. I've been getting disability for 20 years even though I'm not disabled just lazy thanks to the soft hearted Democrats who believe any story the lawyers make up. So what if I'm 41 and still live with my Mom. I deserve the stimulus and the SSDI payments every month because I'm so wonderful like Mom says. When it comes to the gym, I used to go sometimes just to hang out in the men's showers and stream room scoping out the sweaty rods but I stopped going last May cause they closed the showers and steamroom. But now they will r be opening them back up so i'll be back to watch and wack. And everyone who knows me knows I enjoy poles from glory holes. Especially sweaty long ones...