I have been hired to audit the election for fraud

Washington DC

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in every state that Trump won in 2016. I am a rabid Russian interference theorist and have zero experience in election audits. Though I have no evidence, I've already decided what the outcome of the audit has to be. Further, I'm being paid millions of dollars by equally rabid Russian interference theorists who will be EXTREMELY unhappy to say the least if I don't claim a TON of ballots are fake. I'll probably never work again if I don't say I found fraud. I'm sure there won't be a peep of complaint about any of this since this is exactly what Republicans are doing in Arizona right this minute.