Freaks & Human Oddities Wanted

Providence RI

Description

Freaks and human oddities wanted for knuckle-dragging, troglodyte, three-chord rock n roll band. Need "dung-dung-dung” bass, four on the floor drummer, and ham-fisted 2nd guitar. Would consider front person if they were a natural entertainer, gender fluid/woman/queer/black/brown, with something to say, otherwise one of us will just grunt obscenities into a microphone. Think Cramps, NY Dolls, Ramones, Garage rock. Better yet, don’t think at all. Once the plague clears up this place is gonna be hungry for something special. Half measures won’t do. People are gonna need to flip their shit, let it all out, rub up against each other like wild animals in heat with both middle fingers in the air - let’s be the soundtrack.