Next big band needs you....bro!

Portland OR

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Hey Portland bros! We are a new and up and coming band signed by goofy records and we need you bro! Gonna hit the stage and tour all the way to Mexico, bro. That's right, we got killer sounds man, killer! Send us a video of you playing and make sure your wearing nothing but black, ok bros?! We are seriously serious and not messing around, so let's see what you got and make sure your rig is black AND professional, ok bro?! With white dots on the neck, because that's what's cool right now! Not some Kmart rig but two half stacks with at least 12,000 watts, ok bro? Drums must have three bass drums with all the toms....you know what I'm talking about, oh yeah! Let's go! Bro! And don't waste my time with some skimpy email, I'm a pro bro, that's why I'm fishing on craigslist bro. I just moved here from some small skimpy midwest town and ready to kill it! Let's go! Bro! Hit me back with your best and let's do this.....Bro!