My feeder moved away

Columbus OH

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I'm so very sad. My feeder moved out of state about 2 months ago and I miss him very much. I suppose I am seeking his doppelgänger. He would cook very healthy meals for me and feed them to me when possible. He required a weekly nude weigh-in so he could see if I lost weight. If I did, I was rewarded. If I didn't, I was punished. He definitely had a penchant for paddling! So, is his doppelgänger out there? Serious replies only. Write "I'LL FEED YOU" on a piece of paper and take a selfie with the paper under your chin so I know you're real. Hope to be fed by you soon! (No married men! You must be able to host.)